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I should update this every now and then, shouldn't I?
Well, here we go then! This time, I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey through the inside of my mind.
My rubbish bin must be literate, considering how much I write for it exclusively. (if not labelled otherwise, I made it up, e.g. this one)
"Among people there are more copies than originals" (Pablo Picasso)
Don't you ever swear, it'll fuck up your education! (German proverb, own translation)
"When little boys have learned a new bad word they are never happy till they have chalked it up on a door. And this also is Literature." (Rudyard Kipling: The Phantom Rickshaw)
"Those who crow out their own name too loud and too often make themselves suspicious of standing on a pile of dung." (Otto Leixner, own translation)
In mathematics, minus multiplied by minus makes plus. Shows that mathematicians don't know first thing about real life.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." (attributed to Benjamin Disraeli)
Paul's Guide To Academic Language:
Professor: Academic freedom means that you may disagree with everything if you think differently, so please feel free to discuss the topic with me at any time.
Translation: Just you try, you little sods...
Professor: This is a very interesting reading of the text.
Translation: God! What a load of utter rubbish!
Professor: You will not need to learn this by heart for the exam.
Translation: Guess what I'm going to put in the test!
Student: Sorry, but I must prepare for an exam.
Translation: Leave me alone, I want to watch the telly!
Professor: Please fill in the evaluation sheet for this course. Of course, this evaluation is completely anonymous.
Translation: I know your handwritings anyway. All of them.
(to be continued)
Paul's Guide to Labels and User's Manuals:
Label: "Open Here"
Translation: "This package will open anywhere but here, preferrably at the bottom when you least expect it and spilling its contents all over the floor."
Manual: "Do not use this item to ..."
Translation: "... is what said item does best, as a matter of fact. Try for yourself."
(to be continued)
Paul's Guide to Paul
Paul: "I've got an idea!"
Translation: "Better run for cover!"
(to be continued)
"Both on dogs and on people a muzzle is a pathetic display: It is a sign of failure to lead in a convincing manner." (Horst Stern Sterns Bemerkungen über Hunde - own translation)
In the 19th century, many demonstrations in Germany were disguised as folk festivals due to lacking freedom of speech. Today it's often exactly the other way round.
Whenever you see a place where everyone is young and healthy, note that this is not a sign of prosperity - it only means that the old and sick don't survive. (You'll watch commercials with different eyes, if you keep this in mind!)
"Often you can watch something a hundred, a thousand times before really seeing it for the first time." (Christian Morgenstern, own translation)
Laziness can be a sign of intelligence: for example, lazy people like me will more often than not pack their rubbish more efficiently so they won't have to take it out so often.
"You mustn't believe everything people say, but you mustn't believe either that they say it for no reason at all." (Immanuel Kant, own translation)
"Traduttore traditore" (untranslatable Italian proverb, meaning that you can't really translate anything without spoiling it)
ESTRAGON: That's the idea, let's abuse each other.
(They turn, move apart, then face each other)
VLADIMIR: Moron!
ESTRAGON: Vermin!
VLADIMIR: Abortion!
ESTRAGON: Morpion!
VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON: Curate!
VLADIMIR: Cretin!
ESTRAGON: (with finality) Crrritic!
VLADIMIR: Oh! (He wilts, vanquished, and turns away)
(Samuel Beckett - Waiting for Godot, Act II)
"Life is senseless without a sense for esnesnon." (Tanja Teubert - no idea who she is; own translation)
Thus ends what is probably my most pointless journal entry to date.
I might find a proper topic to write about next time, but the emphasis is on the might.
Well, here we go then! This time, I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey through the inside of my mind.
My rubbish bin must be literate, considering how much I write for it exclusively. (if not labelled otherwise, I made it up, e.g. this one)
"Among people there are more copies than originals" (Pablo Picasso)
Don't you ever swear, it'll fuck up your education! (German proverb, own translation)
"When little boys have learned a new bad word they are never happy till they have chalked it up on a door. And this also is Literature." (Rudyard Kipling: The Phantom Rickshaw)
"Those who crow out their own name too loud and too often make themselves suspicious of standing on a pile of dung." (Otto Leixner, own translation)
In mathematics, minus multiplied by minus makes plus. Shows that mathematicians don't know first thing about real life.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics." (attributed to Benjamin Disraeli)
Paul's Guide To Academic Language:
Professor: Academic freedom means that you may disagree with everything if you think differently, so please feel free to discuss the topic with me at any time.
Translation: Just you try, you little sods...
Professor: This is a very interesting reading of the text.
Translation: God! What a load of utter rubbish!
Professor: You will not need to learn this by heart for the exam.
Translation: Guess what I'm going to put in the test!
Student: Sorry, but I must prepare for an exam.
Translation: Leave me alone, I want to watch the telly!
Professor: Please fill in the evaluation sheet for this course. Of course, this evaluation is completely anonymous.
Translation: I know your handwritings anyway. All of them.
(to be continued)
Paul's Guide to Labels and User's Manuals:
Label: "Open Here"
Translation: "This package will open anywhere but here, preferrably at the bottom when you least expect it and spilling its contents all over the floor."
Manual: "Do not use this item to ..."
Translation: "... is what said item does best, as a matter of fact. Try for yourself."
(to be continued)
Paul's Guide to Paul
Paul: "I've got an idea!"
Translation: "Better run for cover!"
(to be continued)
"Both on dogs and on people a muzzle is a pathetic display: It is a sign of failure to lead in a convincing manner." (Horst Stern Sterns Bemerkungen über Hunde - own translation)
In the 19th century, many demonstrations in Germany were disguised as folk festivals due to lacking freedom of speech. Today it's often exactly the other way round.
Whenever you see a place where everyone is young and healthy, note that this is not a sign of prosperity - it only means that the old and sick don't survive. (You'll watch commercials with different eyes, if you keep this in mind!)
"Often you can watch something a hundred, a thousand times before really seeing it for the first time." (Christian Morgenstern, own translation)
Laziness can be a sign of intelligence: for example, lazy people like me will more often than not pack their rubbish more efficiently so they won't have to take it out so often.
"You mustn't believe everything people say, but you mustn't believe either that they say it for no reason at all." (Immanuel Kant, own translation)
"Traduttore traditore" (untranslatable Italian proverb, meaning that you can't really translate anything without spoiling it)
ESTRAGON: That's the idea, let's abuse each other.
(They turn, move apart, then face each other)
VLADIMIR: Moron!
ESTRAGON: Vermin!
VLADIMIR: Abortion!
ESTRAGON: Morpion!
VLADIMIR: Sewer-rat!
ESTRAGON: Curate!
VLADIMIR: Cretin!
ESTRAGON: (with finality) Crrritic!
VLADIMIR: Oh! (He wilts, vanquished, and turns away)
(Samuel Beckett - Waiting for Godot, Act II)
"Life is senseless without a sense for esnesnon." (Tanja Teubert - no idea who she is; own translation)
Thus ends what is probably my most pointless journal entry to date.
I might find a proper topic to write about next time, but the emphasis is on the might.
The Tiger is back / Cameo / No new posts on DA
UPDATE: This is it! I've basically had it up to here with DeviantArt. What served as a clincher was my attempt at editing some of my author's comments a moment ago, because I needed to fix minor mistakes. It was abysmally slow, if it worked at all, taking ages just to be able to type anything. My tip to website programmers: if you click on something and nothing happens for minutes this tends to put people off. I'm positively fed up with this site that is just being disimproved all the time. I wrote this in the feedback section and several comments before. The Eclipse design may look cooler and offer many neat flashy gadgets - which I totally appreciate - but it just keeps giving me trouble by not working properly. Practically no other site does that, no other site I care for anyway. DA has never been the fastest gun in the West as far as loading times are concerned, but now they are glacial and the design is unwieldy on top. My browser crashed several times when I uploaded my new
Webcomic Fans Attention
If you like to read or create webcomics as much as I do, it'd really be great if you could participate in the following study, as described in the researcher's own words:
Hi webcomic-readers,
I am Susan and I am writing a bachelor thesis about webcomic creation. The final version will contain a scientifically based guide on how to do webcomics. To achieve this I need a ton of data, so If you are a webcomic reader please be so kind to fill out my survey at Umfrageonline.
Thanks in advance.
Susan Sommerer
Student at the Ostfalia - University of Applied Sciences , Salzgitter, Germany
Link for creators: https://www.umfrageonline.com/s/9656c
Tiger's Back on the Prowl + Maura the Mole Digs It
Yes, I'm back, and so are Gundula and Tiger. I've got a few new pages ready, and will post them on a two-week basis. Perhaps I may even find time to do more.
I published a picture book in English
and it's called Maura the Mole (ISBN 978 3 945130-03-2).
Maura, the mole, she lives in a hole. One day, she makes an encounter with the digger of her dreams, a great big excavator, that sends her straight to Mole's Heaven (which is underground).
The book is quite literally for all ages, like 8 - 88 (and over), fully illustrated in black & white, and entirely written in verse.
Btw. a Plattdütsch version is in preparation as well.
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New Stuff and VSOP-project
Hi everyone!
I haven't been around in a while, and thanks a million to all those who are still visiting. Believe me, I'm doing my best to make these visits worthwhile again, even if I still can't seem to get anything done at more than ultra-slow snail pace in slowmotion. All I can say is I'm still struggling to sort it out and that it gets on my nerves no end that it all takes so long. But then, feeling too slow is practically the default mode of any artist worth their salt. I've got loads and loads of ideas eager to get out, and as a matter of fact I did quite a lot these last few weeks. Now that I finally finished the Christmas season in
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The "Open Here" line is probably my favorite. It's like my mom always said, a piece of paper is always strongest on the perforated edge.